Join “Johnny Depp”, preteen heart-throb turned wino forever, for a retrospective on every film in his entire career, even the ones we didn’t watch, in order to ask… what happened? A satirical powerpoint "extravaganza” that is part ritual and part drunken singalong. Johnny Depp! features throwing things at random intervals, “fabulous” prizes, and a celebrity circus we keep tuning in to.

Does daddy Jesus's naked body on the cross make you wet? So will this show (no, seriously - there's water). So put on your waterproof panties and get ready to unpack losing our virginity in the most holy way, abortion, a bowling experience that leads to eternal damnation, and the list goes on...Through audience participation, cringey personal recounts, and stand-up adjacent clowny performance, Kelly's poignant, subversive, hilarious show exposes the impossible standards of the Catholic church. This show is for anyone who wants to release shame and guilt surrounding religion. We will laugh, we will sin, will we make it to hell together?

Are you a good little boy? A sweet baby girl?

Patricia! Is rich, she’s white, and she's a Good Person. In the world of social justice, social media, callout culture and snowflakes, everyones looking and everyones good. But who is really good and who gets to decide? In this sharp and biting satire, Patricia! Will hold your nose, open your throat and give you the dose of goodness you deserve.

Jenna Kuerzi is an actor, singer, director, comedian, candle-maker (@dumpsterfiresforyou), and Philly's premiere "Hollywood" "Bad Boy". Recent Regional Credits include: Camp Siegfried (Theatre Exile), Mrs. Harrison (Montgomery Theater), Steel Magnolias (Act II Playhouse), Brighton Beach Memoirs (Delaware Theatre Company), Rent (Media Theatre), The Snow Queen (Arden Theatre Company), Xanadu (The Eagle Theater), Fishtown (Tribe of Fools), as well as work with On the Rocks, Shakespeare in Clark Park, Philadelphia Young Playwrights, Revolution Shakespeare, PlayPENN, EgoPo, and countless productions in Fringe Festivals worldwide. Johnny Depp! (A Retrospective on Late-Stage Capitalism) traveled to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and London's West End, played sold-out (Barrymore recommended!) bar performances at Fergie's Pub, and performed in New York City at the Tank and in a converted underground gymnasium in Brooklyn with In.Confidence Club. jennakuerzi.com

Kelly McCaughan (HBO, Apple TV+) is an actor, writer, comedian, clown, and theater-maker. Kelly started her career performing in national and international comedy festivals with her award winning sketch comedy group, High Dramma. She branched out to create her own work and her critically acclaimed fringe hit, Catholic Guilt (writer, producer, actor), was nominated for best newcomer with the 2023 ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards and had a full run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with the legendary Underbelly. Catholic Guilt was also the audience choice for week one and four in the 2023 Philadelphia Fringe Festival and was a finalist in the Philly Fringie Awards. She is currently touring her show nationally and will be returning to the 2024 Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August. Other selected credits: Plum Bun (EgoPo Classic Theater), One Man, Two Guvnors (Delaware Theater Company), Hannah and The Healing Stone (Terra Nova Collective), Troilus and Cressida (Revolution Shakespeare), La Ronde (Die-Cast), Delirium (EgoPo Classic Theater). She has a BA in theater and has an extensive background in comedy and physical theater. Additionally, she has studied clown with the world renowned Aitor Basauri, Bouffon with the critically acclaimed Eric Davis, and Improv at Upright Citizens Brigade. She made her television debut on HBO’s Crashing, and just finished a role on M. Night Shyamalan’s Servant. IG: Kelly_mccaughan - www.kelly-mccaughan.com

Brett Ashley Robinson is a Barrymore Award winning devisor and theatre maker based in Philadelphia. She was a two time nominee for the Golden Tassel Jawn, Philadelphia ’s Drag and Burlesque awards, for best comedy act as Patricia! She was a collaborator and performer in Lightning Rod Specials The Appointment at New York Theatre Workshop, which was a New York Times Critics Pick and voted best play of 2019 in The New York Times, Vulture Magazine, Time Out New York, and New York Magazine. As an actor and devisor she has worked at, The Public, Ars Nova Ant Fest, Actors Theatre of Louisville, The Wilma, Lightning Rod Special, Pig Iron Theater Company, The Arden Theatre Company, InterAct Theatre Company, The Flea Theatre, Theatre Horizon, and Geva Theatre. As Patrica! She has worked with 1812 Productions, The Bearded Ladies Cabaret, Lightning Rod Special, and Agitated! She teaches acting at the University of the Arts, she is a company member of Applied Mechanics and a member of the HotHouse–the Wilma Theater’s resident acting company. She loves buck a shuck oysters and Vino Verde